6 Happy Caliente California Cow Pies/Patties/Poo/Manure

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6 Happy Caliente California Cow Pies/Patties/Poo/Manure
Yes, its true, in this auction I am offering 6 California Cow Pies for your next cow pie throwing competition or what ever else you might want to do with a cow pie.
These cow pies are left by happy free range cows and then are baked dry by the Caliente California sun. Each one is ranges from 8" - 12" across.
You can also use these for fertilizing your plants, I would just let them age for a while so they dont burn the plants.
I can usually send these out in a day or two after you order unless we are having a storm, then I will have to wait for the sun to come out and dry things out.
If you need more, I will combine on multiple orders. As you can see by the pictures there is plenty of cows around here.  Actually the only traffic jams we have is waiting for the cows to cross the road.
My helper dogs will help me gather each order for you. I just have to make sure they dont run off with one!
I am not an expert on poop, I am just gathering up what the cows leave behind.
My friends joked since I allways tell them I have nothing around me but cows, they said I should sell it here on ebay, so here you go if anyone wants some,  I got lots of it!
This will be sent out by fed ex.
I will combine shipping
I am not an expert, but I have tried to describe the item the best I can, if you have questions please ask.
Most items are vintage and sold "as is". So please look at all the pictures and if you need more or have questions please ask before bidding. No returns please.
Shipping price is for the continental US. Everywhere else please contact me for a shipping price.
THIS IS A FINAL AUCTION. NO REFUNDS, CREDITS OR EXCHANGES. ITEMS ARE VINTAGE AND SOLD AS IS. I AM NOT AN EXPERT, BUT TRY TO DESCRIBE THE BEST I CAN. PLEASE LOOK AT ALL PICTURES AND ASK IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS.  PLEASE BID CAREFULLY! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,  PAYMENT MUST BE MADE, WITHIN 3 DAYS, OF THE END OF AUCTION . I ALWAYS LIKE TO GIVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK, ONCE I RECEIVE FEEDBACK SO THAT I KNOW EVERYTHING IS OK.   THANK YOU FOR YOUR BID!